The 2015 Stanley Cup Bracket of Hotness

April is one of the most wonderful times of the year, because April is playoff hockey time of year. There’s very few better things in life than your team playing hockey into June. Unfortunately, my team will be playing golf in June this year, but I won’t do my spoiled brat Boston fan crying routine here, so you’re welcome.

Anyways, to temper my disappointment, I decided to make an NHL playoff bracket. But not just any type of bracket. This bracket has been thoroughly researched and based on advanced statistics, play throughout the season, and…

That’s a total lie. This is a bracket about which playoff team has the hottest captain. If I was a person that was good with Photoshop I would make this into an actual bracket, BUT I’M NOT, so let’s jump right into ROUND 1.

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