#LOCHTENATION Forever: Farewell WWRLD

Last week, the E! Network broke America’s collective heart. We are saying an official goodbye to one of the greatest television shows to ever grace the airwaves. A show with laughs, a show with heart, a show with family, a show with a lovable and goofy protagonist that you couldn’t help but feel fond towards.

I’m talking, of course, about What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

That’s right, folks. This gem of a TV show is officially over, and way before it’s time. No more ridiculous sneakers or exclamations of the word “jeah!” or gratuitous footage of Ryan getting fitted for a suit gracing your living room once a week. I can’t be the only one heartbroken about this.

Let’s take a moment to remember some of the things Ryan Lochte did over the course of eight glorious episodes (otherwise known as “I felt like googling a bunch of pictures of Ryan Lochte and decided to share”):

Bought his mom a car while looking adorable in this beanie:

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Made us all jealous of a dolphin:
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Had a hot dog named after him:
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Not known what a douchebag is:
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Gotten fitted for a suit:

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Talked about the dancing banana that lives in his head:
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Played drunk golf:
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Said “jeah!” a lot:

Gave a very sweet speech at a benefit for Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy:
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Selfied with his mom at the Lincoln Monument:
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Taken a lot of girls to the same sushi restaurant:
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Gotten weepy over having his family’s support during the Olympics and made us all want to hug him:
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Shaved his entire body:
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Had a mold of his chest made and hung on the wall of a bar:
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Still single, but not giving up on love (hi Ryan, I’m right here):
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(DOES THE WINK NOT KILL YOU?!?!?!)

Why is E! taking away everything that is good in life? The world may never know. (Like, seriously, Kevin Jonas and his beard wife still have a show). Thnks fr th Mmrs, Ryan, it was a great run well it lasted. LOCHTENATION BRAZIL 2016!

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